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Favorite Color:
[_]Blue = a backstabbing
[x]Red = a blood-thirsty
[_]Yellow = a desperate
[_]Purple = a happy
[_]Green = a jealous
[_]Orange = a perverted
[_]White = a dumb
[_]Black = a mysterious
[_]Brown = a silly
[_]Pink = a sassy

Favorite Animal:
[_]Cat = vampire
[_]Dog = werewolf
[_]Snake = zombie
[_]Lizard = jock
[_]Fish = loser
[_]Toad/Frog = delinquent
[_]Turtle/Tortoise= party freak
[_]Mouse/Rat = creep
[_]Bird= serial killer
[x]Other = lunatic

Favorite Flower:
[_]Lilac = who picked the nose of
[_]Lily = who shaved
[_]Rose = who drank the blood of
[x]Blossom = who posed nude with
[_]Daffodil = who danced the robot with
[_]Sunflower = who ate crunchy milk with
[_]Carnation = who farted on
[_]Daisy = who gratified
[_]Violet = who slept with
[_]Hibiscus = who sneezed on
[_]None = who was shoved in dog poop by

Favorite Pokemon:
[_]Pikachu = Peter Griffin
[_]Eevee = Brittany Spears
[_]Meowth = the Beatles
[_]Pichu = a nerd
[_]Vulpix = Your mom
[x]Mew = a gay person
[_]Mewtwo = A psychopath
[_]Totodile = a monkey
[_]Cynadquil = the mailman
[_]Chickorita = a four year old
[_]Other = an elder

Favorite Restaurant

[_]Pizza Hut = because I was bored
[_]KFC = because Godzilla dared me to
[_]McDonalds = because I wanted to
[_]Burger king = because I had to get rid of a booger up my nose
[_]White Castle = because I was running from a Werewolf
[_]Dominos = because I was hypnotized to do it
[_]Wendy’s = because Santa Claus came down my chimney
[x]IHOP = because I’m smooth like that
[_]Dairy Queen = because I unthawed into the future
[_]Other = because I was grounded to my room and I didn’t want to listen

I am A blood-thirsty Lunatic Who posed nude with A gay person Because I'm smooth like that.